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my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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The Bite of '87

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